An irate driver waved his speeding ticket at the cop and yelled: What the Hell am I supposed to do with this?"
the cop replied: " Hang on to it, when you get four you get a bicycle. "
A banker approached the Pearly Gates struggling to haul a heavy suitcase toward the doors.
St. Peter stopped him and said: Oh, you won't need anything here. "
the banker replied: No way am I leaving this behind."
" what's in it? asked St. Peter
The banker opened the case and out tumbled gold bricks.
St. Peter looked down and said: " You brought pavement?"
What's the difference between a pigeon and an investment banker?
Pigeons can still make deposits on a BMW.
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