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Financial Planning 101 For Tough Times


Financial Planning 101 For Tough Times
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Financial Planning 101 For Tough Times on 02/04/2009 02:33 pm
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.


One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.

'I may look like just an ordinary man,' he said to her, but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit $65 million.'



Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at financial planning than men.


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