>
> A little boy walks into his parents' room to see
> his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The
> mom sees her son and quickly dismounts,
> worried about what her son has seen. She dresses
> quickly and goes to find him.
>
> The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and
> Dad doing?"
>
> The mother replies, "Well, you know your dad has a
> big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help
> flatten it."
>
> "Your wasting your time," said the boy.
>
> "Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled.
>
> "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over
> and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."
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