Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar.
> He didn't have a lighter, so he asked his friend if he had
> one. "I sure do," he replied while he reached into his golf
> bag and pulled out a 12 inch Bic lighter.
>
> "Wow!" said his friend, "Where did you get that monster
> lighter?"
>
> "I got it from my genie."
> "You have a genie?"
> "Yes, right here in my golf bag."
> "Could I see him?"
>
> He opens his golf bag and out pops a genie. The friend
> asks the genie,
> "Since, I'm a good friend of your master, will you grant
> me one wish?"
> "Yes I will'" the genie replies.
> The friend asks the genie for a million bucks.
> The genie hops back into the golf bag and leaves him
> standing there, waiting for his million bucks. Suddenly,
> the sky begins to darken and the sound of a million ducks
> flying overhead is heard. The friend tells his golfing
> partner, "I asked for a million bucks, not a million
> ducks!"
>
> He answers,"I forgot to tell you that the genie is hard
> of hearing. Do you really think I asked him for a
> 12 inch Bic?" 
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