What is the first three things you did when coming back from the field

As an 0311 Sergeant I was dead last in getting to do much of the above very quickly, as it should be...

BUT once my weapon was cleaned, my squads weapons, any gear and those weapons turned back in, a meeting of the minds, AND after a formation was conducted it was 1. Clean up 2. Hit the town or go home depending on how long liberty call was going to be ( i.e., a 72 or a 96). 3. Eat and hit a few bars, locate where the ladies were hanging out. :)

Work Hard and play hard!

..and OOHRAH Anthony, no doubt!

shower
put on my civies
and go out to eat for a cold one and some real food!!

1.Kiss my wife and hugg my sons
2.took a nice shower with a beer on my hand
3.sexsexsex

1 Showered
2 Good Food
3 Sleeped.

Field not deployment
Deployment
1 showered
2 Sex
3 ate good food

well when i am with my family

1. shower
2. dinner with the family
3. then bed

now that my wife has forund a new man
1. shower (always has to be first on the list)
2. cold beer
3. then find the hotest lady in town and for a night full of sex