(Anyone who has ever dressed a child will
> > love this one!)
> >
> > Did you hear about the Texas teacher who
> > was helping
> > One of her kindergarten students put on
> > his cowboy boots?
> > He asked for help and she could see why.
> >
> > Even with her pulling and him pushing, the
> > little boots still
> > Didn't want to go on. By the time they got
> > the second boot on,
> > She had worked up a sweat.
> >
> > She almost cried when the little boy said,
> > "Teacher,
> > They're on the wrong feet." She looked,
> > and sure enough,
> > They were. It wasn't any easier pulling
> > the boots off than
> > It was putting them on. She managed to
> > keep her cool as
> > Together they worked to get the boots back
> > on, this time
> > On the right feet.
> >
> > He then announced, "These aren't my
> > boots."
> >
> > She bit her tongue rather than get right
> > in his face and scream,
> > "Why didn't you say so?", like she wanted
> > to. Once again, she
> > Struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting
> > boots off his little
> > Feet. No sooner had they gotten the boots
> > off when he said,
> >
> > "They're my brother's boots.. My Mom made
> > me wear 'em."
> >
> > Now she didn't know if she should laugh or
> > cry. But, she
> > Mustered up what grace and courage she had
> > left to wrestle
> > The boots on his feet again.
> >
> > Helping him into his coat, she asked,
> > "Now, where are your
> > Mittens?"
> >
> > He said, "I stuffed 'em in the toes of my
> > boots."
> >
> > She will be eligible for parole in three
> > years.
If God brings you to it,
He WILL bring you through it!!!!
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