Woman walks into an accountant's office in Texas and tells
him that She needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you
a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security
number, etc. and then asks, what is your occupation?"
"I'm a whore," she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken back and says, "No, No, No,
that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that"
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".
"No, that still won't work. Try again."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite
chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do
with being a prostitute?"
"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."
"OK, Chicken Farmer it is."
|
1 
