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christy hobbs responded to
-- REASONS NOT TO BE A PENIS: on 12/20/2006 07:24 pm
5 Reasons --



-- REASONS NOT TO BE A PENIS:

1. You're bald your whole life.

2. You have a hole in your head.

3. Your neighbors are nuts.

4. The guy behind you is an ass hole.

And my personal favorite...

5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint


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Shelly Duncan responded to
-- REASONS NOT TO BE A PENIS: on 01/05/2007 12:34 pm
Reason # 6...over worked and under paid. :D


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-- REASONS NOT TO BE A PENIS: on 01/05/2007 01:52 pm
I think that is one of the funniest things I have ever read. :D

At least on good thing is that when you get excited you are on the "straight" and "narrow" path to happiness.


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-- REASONS NOT TO BE A PENIS: on 01/05/2007 03:19 pm
If single this is only partly the case!!:lol:


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