Humor

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"two women friends had gone out for a girls night out and had been decidedly overenthusiastic on the cocktails incredibly drunk ..."

"police are warning all men who frequent clubs parties amp local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink by any ..."

"dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business when he found out he was going to inhe..."

"a marine dressed to kill with marine shirt hat and dress blue slacks went into a bar and ordered a drink as he sat there sippin..."

"the army sgt major gives a dishonorable dischargean army sgt major walks into a whorehouse and approaches the madam and s..."

"a christmas story twas the night before christmasold santa was pissed he cussed out the elves and threw down his l..."

"the best smartass answers of smartass answer it was mealtime during a flight on hooters airlinelt span stylequo..."

"crap command reduction of army personnelas a result of dod budget cutbacks we are forced to reduce the size of the force..."

"the european union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt english as the preferred language for eur..."

"a little boy went to his dad and asked quotwhats politicsquot dad said quotwell son let me try to explain it this ..."

"calling all ncos mainly speaking to the army but all you leathernecks swabbies and zoomies might find this helpful as well h..."

"man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches maxine sitting by herself man quotmay i buy you a cocktailquot maxin..."

"an exibition to the artic to show global warming is true had to be cancelled because one of the members got frostbite when told a..."

"two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigargt he didnt have a lighter so he asked his friend if he had..."

"just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up this shouldmake things a little bit clearerin prison..."

"a marine was deployed to iraq while he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend in the letter she explained that she..."

"a quotheads upquot for you and any of your friends who may be regular homedepot customers over the last month i became a..."

"woman walks into an accountants office in texas and tells him that she needs to file her taxes the accountant says ..."

" reasons reasons not to be a penis youre bald your whole life you have a hole in your head..."